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What your phone says about you?

24 April 2012

We live in a world where the degree of fake-ness of your glares (read Raj-ban, not Ray-ban) can decide a persons coolness quotient. A phone can say a lot about you. There are actual research papers on this topic that are used by recruiters for behavioral studies of potential candidates. 1. The iPhone: You are rich! …

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Man’s Best Inventions!

19 April 2012
spicy chicken bewakoof

Jack sparrow’s compass. the one which takes you to what you desire most. now thats something i ‘desire’. until i find out where to get one, here are some of the best inventions of man (in no particular order). The analogy might be flawed, but it doesn’t really matter..  1. tandoori chicken: because its comfort food! we can …

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7 people whose statue should be there in Madame Tussuad’s!

8 April 2012

So i was thinking, what one has to do to get his own wax image in the so called “marker of achievement” known as the “Madam Tussuad’s” museum. Many lucky Indians have had themselves waxed, i mean had there wax statue built to be placed in the extremely overrated British acquisition (yes i am speaking …

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4 things that will make you happy

20 March 2012

4 things that will make you happy, NOT! We do what we do so that it makes us happy and this life bearable. Education, money, family, friends and many more things make us happy. But is it really? Think before you answer this question. According to experts, it says almost everything we think about what would …

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Ways to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

9 March 2012
Zombie run

So you are sitting at home, watching television, changing channels mindlessly when you stop on a news channel to a breaking news where they are reporting a virus outbreak from a hidden laboratory in some corner of the world which is turning humans into zombies within a matter of a few seconds. You start panicking …

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Problems of a T-rex.

29 February 2012
t rex bewakoof

We all know who Tyrannosaurus Rex is, better known as T-rex. At over 20 ft tall, 40 ft long and weighing up to 8 tonnes, the Tyrannosaurus was longer than the width of a tennis court, heavier than an African bull elephant. T-rex was huge with really big body parts (don’t start thinking dirty) except …

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What Not to do to your Computer

21 January 2012
A doctor doing a check up of a computer

There are three kinds of death in this world.  There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network” said Guy Almes, and I must say that he is right. I just can’t imagine what would happen if my computer would stop working, even for a nano second. We as students are dependent …

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The Diary of Santa Claus

24 December 2011
A Funny Pic of Santa Claus Facebooking on Laptop sitting on a Chimney

24th DECEMBER 2011 Dear Diary, Again the time of the year has come when I’ll be meeting the kids out there, most of whom don’t actually believe that I exist! Good for me. Their parents are doing my job for them, reduces my workload a bit. Its strange you see, times have changed a lot over the …

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7 Reasons Why Sachin Tendulkar Did Not Score His 100th Ton

5 December 2011
The famous cover drive-u

“Rajini originally wanted to become a bowler. But after bowling to Sachin, he finally understood his limits!” This line should be enough to prove the Indian Cricket God’s greatness. In fact his name is also officially mentioned among the 33 crore Hindu Gods as the ‘God of Cricket’ (Come on guys, don’t any of you read …

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A Love Letter by an ELEV-ONE year old boy to her LOVED-ONE | Influenced by RA-ONE

2 November 2011
Shahrukh Khan playing G-One in the movie Ra One

The following is a letter by a 11 year old boy to the girl he likes, telling her to stay away from one of the boys and instead be with him as he is more good. Influenced by Ra One, this lad has a great analogy for things: Dear Preeti, I cannot be your Shin Chan always …

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