Friends are your true lovers. They say friendship involves a shared sense of caring and concern, a desire to see one another grow and develop, and a hope for each other to succeed in all aspects of life. But they forgot one aspect of life and that is “to impress your crush and make her your girlfriend”. In this aspect of life, the care and concern can be seen in your friends to the greatest extent. They are full of advices, will be there to counsel you and try their ever best to help (help??) you in achieving your goal. They also say true friendship involves action: doing something for someone else while expecting nothing in return. But in this aspect of life, your friends expect laughter and amusement in your embarrassing situations when you use their every tip and suggestion to impress your girl. Yes, that is what they call her. They will tell all the people around that you love (do you??) her and she will be your girlfriend.
But this won’t help you at all. Trust me friends, if you ever want a girlfriend, never ever consult any of your friends no matter whether they are single or committed. 
The better option would be to take guidance from a “love guru” or internet searching “How to impress your crush”, but never your friends. No, you are taking it wrong if you consider “Follow your heart”, “You should be yourself” or they will be jealous of you or they will steal your girlfriend things. The actual fact is that they are really “kamine” to help you out and can’t ever miss even a single situation to fall about laughing at you. After all, they are your friends. In case you don’t trust me let me tell you a few instances of travesty which will follow your acts:
- Firstly they will make your relaxed and happy life crispy. They will call out your crush’s name loud (why do they do that) at every minuscule event and when you finally start blushing there would me a comment saying “aaye haaye, sharam se laal pad gaya ladka…Nazar na lage meri gulaabo ko”…
- And if by God’s grace, the girl is in your class and someday by your bright luck, she sits by your side, your friends would not leave the opportunity to continuously stare at her and showing their Colgate brushed teeth. They will keep hitting you by elbow until the moment you get thrown out by the Professor. And then also, your innocent friends won’t stop their annotations about the situations saying “kya lag rahi thi bhai…set ho jayegi pakka se… tu thoda try toh kar saale…fattu ki tarah moonh band kar leta hai uske saamne aate hee”.
- When she passes by your side, your friends won’t again let go the prospect of saying loudly “oyee” so that at least ten of the girls at her side will think that “unpar line maar rahe hai”. And later they will say “your girl was looking at you only. Dekh mauka or dhar de chauka. We have heard some chimpanzee is after her, but you don’t worry (see the concern they have in their eyes). She likes you only”
- When it’s your girl’s birthday, the day becomes the most special. All of your friends will sing “happy birthday” to you. Some of them might also do some decorations (how sweet of them. Right??) and then you will be giving a lavish treat to all of them (What… Are you mad? Apne liye aajtak kabhi 1 rupee bhi spend kiya hai?)
- And if by destiny someday you got to have one small chat with her, you will be the star of the day. Your friends will ask you hundred questions, there will be a detailed analysis of every single sentence or I should say of every word. Everyone will have their own interpretation and it will be decided that the girl has fallen in love with you (just like that) .
- When finally someday your crush will be talking to one of her male friends, you will have full support of your friends. They will be with you in heat of jealously or should I say will be salt at your wounds. With a straight face, they will state “did you see her? She got some new boyfriend. Bilkul bandar ki poonch jaisa…he thinks he is a stud and she is no lesser. She is enjoying herself. She is not a nice girl yar. You have uselessly become a Devdas and she is cooking her own love story”.
And then finally they will make you realise that the girl was not up to your standards. You will start finding a new love of your life and become the “majnu” for your friends. But no matter what happened to you, they will be there despite of all their tensions and will lend you the helping hand. They will assist you in finding a new girlfriend and say “SOMEDAY you will be the HERO in their eyes”. So, see, your friends are your lovers and if you want to impress your crush, you need (no, you don’t!!!!) them. Without them, you can straight away go and talk to the girl. You might even take her to dinner and have one of those romantic talks. But it appears, we don’t like that. We believe “ jab ghee seedhi ungli se nikalta hai tab bhi hum unlgi tedhi hee karenge”. So wishing you luck for all the coming suggestions after this article on how to impress your crush .
